Author Archives: justbedecent2012

For Sale: Two Souls. (Will consider six-month lease)

Two souls available — sold individually or as a set. Santorum’s soul: Bruised but largely intact, at least to his enormous family. Minimum price: cabinet post (maybe HHS — he knows something about the birds and the bees! — see … Continue reading

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Pretty decent…for one night a year

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I’m back.

Took a year off because the campaign went off the rails in every direction, including up, down, diagonal and in the path a knight makes in chess. Anyway, going to post some missives from the Facebook (where I freely vented … Continue reading

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Is it crowded in here? Or is it just me?

I hope by month’s end we will have all the GOP horses in the gates.  Then the fun really begins. Who can make our country better than the current regime?  Can’t wait to hear!

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This Mission for Hire

Just how archaic are the military and governments at all levels when it comes to marketing savvy, specifically, sponsorships and product placement?  Answer: Stone Age archaic. I am prepared to change all that, if elected. The military recently came under … Continue reading

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Finally, it’s finally official!

Thank you for coming, and thank you also for your patience. The wait is finally over!  My second and better presidential exploratory committee is officially on the case. In the wake of my spike in the polls as a result … Continue reading

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OBL was the biggest #(!@%)* ever…but let US be decent.

Justice is the most decent thing in the world. And today we have exacted it.  America does that better than anyone, and it’s the basis for much of our existence. But the celebrating masses in the streets of the US … Continue reading

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